惯例还是先英文

　　Master Wheeler in a pink sofa cover folded his hands, The person who claimed the Buddha's name said: "In fact, there is still a causal entanglement between the old and the female Bodhisattva. I think that the female Bodhisattva was rescued by the old in the previous life and advised the female Bodhisattva to turn back as soon as possible. As a result, the female Bodhisattva went astray after all. Therefore, in this life today, the old came to change the female Bodhisattva again and hoped that the female Bodhisattva would get rid of the bitter sea as soon as possible..."

　　After a fool, Master Wheeler sang a paragraph of Diamond Sutra loudly, and I don't know whether it was a sincere fool, or whether it ridiculed the fat woman's anal chrysanthemum as a golden anus, so that she finally recovered after taking supplements. Anyway, doing so is Master Wheeler's wishful thinking.

　　Although the fat woman is in her thirties, as the old saying goes, 30 is like a wolf, 40 is like a tiger, and 50 is a tiger and wolf year when she sits on the ground and can absorb soil. This was developed by Master Wheeler, especially after tasting the sweetness, she saw Master Wheeler with red lips and white teeth, shiny bald head and pink cassock, and only the voice left in her mind: "Brother Jade Emperor..."

　　After seeing the naked eyes of the fat woman, Master Wheeler's hanging heart finally let go, saying that it was thorny step by step along the way. First, General Han Shizhong Han found himself and asked himself to persuade General Yue Feiyue. After all, he was a monk who grew up by eloquence, and General Han and Old General Zong Ze disagreed with General Yue Feiyue's suggestion.

　　Especially General Yue Feiyue, After ruling by the river in the Southern Song Dynasty, he fought with Jurchen people several times, and then lamented that Jurchen was less than 10,000 in combat effectiveness. Therefore, General Yue Feiyue suggested to cross the Rubicon, first forcing the Emperor Zhao Gou to establish a prince, so that even if he was really defeated, he could leave the blood of Zhao family, and in a big deal, he went into exile to establish a small court with the intention of restoration.

　　Then assemble the national forces, push them to the northeast, push them in the past with superior forces without any stratagem, and finally go straight to Huanglong Mansion to welcome back the two emperors. General Han Shizhong and General Zong Ze feel that General Yue Feiyue's method is really like a gambler who loses red eye. If you put all your eggs in one basket, you will almost have a narrow escape.

　　And I am the lobbyist responsible for persuading General Yue Feiyue. And on that stormy winter night, I talked with General Yue Feiyue all night by candlelight, and I couldn't convince General Yue Feiyue until the sky was bright. Finally, I had to put all my eggs in one basket and ask General Yue Feiyue to promise myself that if I went to Northeast China alone and saved the two emperors, I would become a Buddhist in the future, and my newly founded sect before I could name it would become a state religion.

　　So on that stormy and bitterly cold morning, I left Jiangnan lightly with a hemp fiber and a pair of straw sandals, and marched all the way like a beggar towards Huanglong Mansion, which General Yue was chanting in his dreams. I also went wrong several times along the way, and finally arrived at Huanglong House after a year.

　　But General Yue Fei Yue is crazy! Huanglong Mansion is hundreds of miles away from Jinshangjing Huining Mansion! This mountain is high and the autumn waters are long. If we really gather the superior troops of the whole country to Huanglongfu, facing the place where spit can freeze instantly, all the troops of the whole country will really freeze to death here. (Cotton was still an ornamental flower in Tang and Song Dynasties, and it was not until the late Ming and early Qing Dynasties that cotton was popularized as warm clothing. Needless to say, no one planted it in the late Ming Dynasty, that is, it began to be popularized and used in the early Qing Dynasty. Those who don't believe that the third brother can wear a silk Hanfu in winter, and those who don't wear any warm clothes can try in Northeast China)

　　Then it took me another month or two to get to Huining House in Jinshangjing, I was able to rest for a month, Fortunately, when Jin went to Huining House in Beijing, I learned that Taoist priest Xiao Baozhen went to Huining House in Jinshangjing because he was worshipped by the royal family, and Emperor Jin Guowan Yan Hela canonized Taoist priest Xiao Baozhen to practice in Yuquan Mountain. Taoist priest Xiao Baozhen really lived up to expectations, and accidentally refined distilled liquor during alchemy, which was dedicated to Emperor Jin Guowan Yan Hela.

　　Originally, the northeast side was an alpine region, and the Jurchen people were addicted to alcohol. The distilled wine was more pure, and the Emperor Jin Guo's Yan Hong He La was like a treasure, and he began to drink at the small wine table all day long. During this period of time, I got the favor of Taoist priest Xiao Bao Zhen Xiao. After some discussion, the Taoist mental method of "one gasification and three cleanings" was given to each other.

　　After getting the mental method of one gasification and three cleanings, I was integrated at that time. After all, the refining of Qi, the refining of Qi, and the practice of returning to emptiness were matched with the happy Zen Dafa of Tantric Buddhism, which can almost be said to be the growth skill of seamless connection, compared with the Shaolin iron crotch work that needs to rest for several months before refining and refining in the past...

　　The past is over. After taking back the body-setting curse on the fat woman, the fat woman changed her clothes shyly and began to pick up the filth she had been raped at the door. After cleaning up properly, the room was still filled with the stench of sleeping stool deposited over the years, which was barely covered by spraying a bottle of air freshener.

　　Looking at Master Wheeler sitting cross-legged on the fire resistance with red lips and white teeth, he is very similar to those hunky boy in the video, and Master Wheeler's eyes have an indescribable sense of vicissitudes. At this time, the fat woman remembered being moistened by Master Wheeler and emptied the water. Finally, she couldn't help but ask: "Master, where are you from?"

　　When Master Wheeler heard this, I knew the fat woman was on the road, So my mind turned sharply in an instant, and finally decided to mix half-truths and said, "I came from Lin'an mansion. I originally came to Jin Guo to preach, but I met a tiger in the mountain and almost died here. However, I ran to the belief that the Tathagata cut meat and fed the eagle. I want to transform the tiger in the mountain... and you are the reincarnation of the tiger in the mountain..."

　　The fat woman couldn't help flushing, and the master was too awesome. She was a tiger all the time in her past life. When the master held down the tiger, he would fuck his ass. The tiger's ass could not be touched, but Master Wheeler dared to fuck the tiger's ass... (She thought that the master's degree was a means of fuck his ass)

　　There was an embarrassment in the room. Master Wheeler pondered for a long time and decided to ask again to see if it had been hundreds of years or nearly a thousand years before asking, "What year and month is it now? Which court is it? Who is the emperor?"

　　The fat woman didn't know how to explain it, so she said with a brainwave: "Master, wait first, I don't know history either, but my daughter's previous textbooks are all at home, so I'll look for them to show you..." Then she began to rummage through the boxes and find the history textbooks and a Xinhua dictionary that her daughter went to school before.

　　Master Wheeler was shocked when he opened the history textbook. The books were all reversed and from left to right, while the previous books were from top to bottom and from right to left. Moreover, the fonts are all simplified, and many of them are simplified by running script. Fortunately, I am from the Song Dynasty. In the Song Dynasty, both Emperor Huiqin and Emperor Zhao Gou are experts in playing with characters, and my calligraphy is passable, so it is not difficult to read.

　　Therefore, Master Wheeler opened his history textbook with a burst of glaring eyes. What Lantian people, cavemen, and people evolved from monkeys were all kinds of materialist arguments, which impacted Master Wheeler's spiritual beliefs, but at the same time, they produced all kinds of tangible evidence...

　　Time flies. I have lived in a fat woman's house for a month in a twinkling of an eye. I have to sigh with emotion about the development after thousands of years. Even my quiet heart has been shaken from the foundation. Even the pure land of bliss in Buddhism is just like this! With bright light bulbs, you can choose to drive or bike-sharing when going out, and the electric donkey in the fat woman's home.

　　At home, there are color TV refrigerators and washing machines, so you can not only eat enough, but even dump what you can't eat. Especially stir-frying is simply, stir-frying has not yet appeared in Song Dynasty, and it can be fried heartily in this era. Especially, if the cooking skills of fat women are in Song Dynasty, they will be taken away by Jurchen and used as royal chefs.

　　Also in this month, Master Wheeler also knows this kind of thing online shopping, especially the fat woman bought herself several cassocks and clothes to change on weekdays, and treated herself with tenderness. During this time, Master Wheeler did not help the fat woman relax her bowels, which caused the fat woman to lose nearly 50 pounds a month.

　　After this month's moistening, Master Wheeler has obviously recovered a lot, especially Shaolin's iron crotch work has almost recovered to its peak, and almost every night, it can insert the tide of fat women crying their fathers and shouting their mothers. However, the aura may be thin and the air pollution is serious, and the kung fu practiced by the 13th Taibao has only recovered to about 30%.

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