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In an archipelago-based country, there lived a gray cat who was very kind. They first lived a normal life as a news reporter until an alien slime dragon came to their home. That encounter would be the first of many for the gray cat because even more strangers would meet them as time passed. The gray cat quickly befriended all of his new guests with cute looks and otherworldly charm. However, these new friends aren’t just any friends as the gray cat not just befriended them but had sex with all of them.

They ranged from another alien slime dragon to a mouse beast who became integrated with technology. They also have a wide variety of personalities, backgrounds, and what they think about the gray cat, but what is common between all of them is that they are quite grateful to have met them, with one of the cat’s friends even being indebted to them as they saved their life. And so, with the Christmas season right around the corner, one of the gray cat’s friends would plan on getting a gift early to not forget when it was finally time for the yearly occasion.

“Hey, Lucio, what do you think the perfect gift for Kitt would be?”

“Hmm… Dunno. He likes to cook… Maybe a new kitchen set? He’s a news reporter as well. A camera?”

“No, I want to gift him something exotic. Not a gift from the mall but somewhere far more interesting.”

“And where are you gonna go?”

“I’m gonna go shopping in Hell.”

While the gray cat was away on their job, two of their friends would be left at their home to think about a gift in secret. And they would be two demons; Schera, a black wolf with red and yellow eyes, yellow horns, and a fractured red halo, and Lucio, a purple cat with crystal-like purple horns. Schera met the gray cat after he was fired from a resurrection job that he had botched too many times while Lucio came from the gray cat themselves, having grown from the cat after the cat unknowingly ingested a special seed where he was born.

"What? You know that's dangerous, right?"

"What do you mean? I'm a demon! I'll fit in perfectly!"

"No, your current status. You're a forgiven demon. You will probably get lynched or worse if you show up there."

"Ugh. I'll be fine. I have Kaz's contracted holy powers. Should deter anyone trying to mess with me."

When Schera first arrived at the gray cat's house, they were just a regular, lower demon who originally had red horns and no halo. But they were quickly transformed into a forgiven demon when a good dragon god named Kazpi came to the gray cat's house and took interest in the wolf. The goddess quickly coaxed Schera into becoming their servant, and once the wolf gave in, they were brought to Heaven and had their sins pardoned, although Schera still needed to make amends by doing charity work all over the world.

And so the wolf would both be unholy and holy, good and evil combined. Having been contracted to the good god allowed the demon to have powers of fabric that could surge holy magic while retaining evil blood magic he had received from the previous master he failed. However, as Lucio had restated, Schera's status as a forgiven demon would be quite the outlier in Hell as holy things are obviously a stigmatized thing. But the demon didn't care and rebutted that they'd be able to protect themselves, eventually heading up to the gray cat's bedroom to summon a portal to finally go to Hell.

"Schera, I swear to all the gods that exist that I'm not gonna help look for you if you get turned into a prostitute or something. Just look at your body! It's cute and below average. You may be fit, but your height will draw in creeps to probably kidnap you."

"Oh please… You don't have to worry about stuff like that. Besides, I'm associated with the blood god."

"Hardly anyone respects him. You'd have more chance of being left alone if the demons of whatever hell town you'll visit know you're associated with the lust god who fell in battle a millennium ago."

"Then come shopping with me!"

"No. I have to clean the house."

"Jeez. Okay, Miss Lucio the housemaid!"

Yet no matter how many times Lucio warned Schera not to go, the wolf still insisted. The purple cat could only give a disappointed sigh as Lucio took out items for a portal summoning ritual which also included a 150ml bottle of male essence that came from the gray cat's eggs. It only took three minutes for the portal to be set up, with the hard part of the invading portal tentacles being solved by Schera summoning a bloody spear and poking it at the tentacles for them to retreat. But once he'd shooed the tentacles and offered the male essence into the ritual circle, the portal stabilized and was finally ready for travel.

"Schera, you're gonna regret this. Just get another gift!"

"I can't hear you over your cowardice!"

And as Schera prepared to leave with a satchel with a pouch of gold coins, Lucio playfully smacked the wolf on the back of the head. The smack was strange though, as even though it wasn't done with much force, Schera felt like he was about to collapse and blackout before his vision returned, and he was able to stand up straight just as he was about to face-plant onto the floor.

"Hey! What was that for?!"

"Whatever! Good luck! You're gonna need it!"

With the strange smack explained and out of the way, Schera gives a side eye to the purple cat before finally stepping through. And since Lucio had no interest in wasting time on early Christmas shopping, he simply closed the bedroom door and started cleaning the house as he wanted. Now back to Schera, he'd find himself in the wasteland of Hell where harsh weather phenomena shaped the land and where giant vicious hell beasts resided. Luckily, Schera had transported himself to a tame part of Hell where there were fewer sightings of hell beasts and the weather and landscape were mostly traversable.

This specific portal exit was also conveniently situated near a hell town nearby. And so once Schera marked his portal with a beacon to remember where it was, he set out to the hell town, growing wings of blood and taking flight. Hell itself is usually interpreted as an agonizing place where every sinner goes to suffer for eternity. But in this world's hell, sinful souls are transported into a wasteland, sort of as a second life to survive in, hence the reason why such a thing as a hell town would exist. There also isn't a big bad demon who orchestrates the suffering of sinners, so you are free to live as a dead soul as you please, but that is if you aren't turned into a bitch by the demons that exist before you.

There are more than hell towns in Hell. In fact, there are some full-blown hell cities and kingdoms, either led by a government or ruled by a demon lord, usually an evil god whose symbolism varies. These would have some sort of government or general rule of thumb, with these hell points of interest being a neutral ground for lower and greater demons. Things like restaurants and shops are common, as well as housing for demons who'd have managed to earn money and want a place to stay. Hell could directly be compared to a more brutal Earth or even a new world on its own where dead souls could have a chance of a new, almost lawless life of their own.

There is a distinction between demons and dead mortal souls, of course as demons are dead mortal souls that have either been corrupted by having survived in Hell for so long or soul that was corrupted by a powerful demon through surging evil magic energy through them, while dead mortal souls are recently deceased souls, usually 5-25 years of age. Schera thought about the inner workings of the society of Hell as he flew, thinking how he was lucky to not have been a mortal soul that had to survive such a place. Although he was grateful to have met a mortal who did survive long enough to become a demon, that is one of his two best friends who now work for a secret agency keeping the world safe.

The demon wolf eventually arrived at the hell town they were looking to shop at after a few minutes of flying, descending, and landing on a sidewalk as they retracted their bloody wings. The town itself was quite developed, and if you were thinking that a wasteland-like realm where sinful souls go to after death would be living in a medieval society then you'd be wrong. Hell towns and cities have been progressing similarly to the modern towns and cities of Earth, just being 5 years behind due to limited information sharing from the realm above them.

The population was quite moderate as well, and with an estimated town size of 700 square kilometers, stores and buildings of all kinds would be present. Unfortunately, such a thing as a police station isn't a thing in Hell, but rest assured that you'll be safe inside any well-protected establishment. There'd also be the risk of hell beasts rampaging through hell towns, cities, and kingdoms but the inhabitants of said locations are at least mindful enough to work towards the mutual benefit of having a semi-safe space to travel and relax to, defending towns as a community from time to time.

"It's like I never left. I kinda miss living in Hell… until I remember how dangerous it is."

As Schera made his way through the streets of the hell town, he couldn't help but remember all the occasional violence and mischief he'd seen. The hell town that Schera specifically went to go shopping was luckily a more civilized place, unlike some other less developed places that would be quite hard to run a business in. In Schera's current hell town, many things such as diners, bars, clothing stores, weapon stores, and magic stores could be seen. The amount of attendants in each one varied and so did the street traffic. But it wouldn't be negligible of course, and the variety of races that make up the demon population adds to the life as well.

But Schera wasn't going to such simple stores to find a holiday gift and was looking for a special shop. It was a kind of shop that wouldn't even be found in abundance back on Earth, but very much abundant in a sinful place like Hell. The store that Schera was looking for was a sex shop, hoping to find an item that his gray cat friend would love. As Schera continued to walk casually, interested looks and watchful glares would come from those who passed by him, either on the other side of the street or the same street he was walking on. But Schera simply ignored those who gave him a side eye, focusing on finding the special shop which he eventually found.

"Mmmm… I can smell the lewdness already!"

At the very end of the other side of the hell town is where Schera finally found the sex shop. The wolf quickly made their way inside, being greeted by several neon lights and mannequins showing off kinky outfits. Leather, latex, and all kinds of lewd clothing are on display for anyone to inspect and buy. Sex toys like anal beads, butt plugs, chastity belts, dildos, strap-ons, and vibrators could also be seen on tables with some even having written reviews by customers to persuade others into buying the sex shop's products. It may seem like any other sex shop, but what sets it apart from those up on Earth is that these are imbued with magic, having special attributes that no mortal tailor could produce.

And that would be Schera's focus as he shopped, looking for something sexy and entertaining but not too hardcore for the likes of his cat friend. The demon eyed the sex toy section for a bit but then remembered that no replica of any male genitalia would ever be able to top the real deal so they disregarded dildos and strap-ons. Other sex toys like butt plugs and vibrators were present but Schera also ignored them, heading to the clothes section instead. The previously mentioned latex and leather items would be by the clothing section where Schera would finally take time to examine the items.

"Hmm… This might actually fit on Kitt. Isn't he 5'7? Average height… Wait, this is probably useless again… I might just move on to the magic section."

Once again, Schera wasn't able to choose a definite gift, even after finding a perfectly shaped latex cat hood and bondage rope. And so the demon moved on to the final section which was all items that were enchanted with magic. This time, Schera wouldn't be indecisive as the moment he approached something, he immediately found something that intrigued him.

"Magic collars? And what do they do? Woah! This– this might be perfect!"

On a long shelf hook, a few colorful dog and cat collars were on display along with some kinky harnesses and leash. The specific item that intrigued Schera was a cat collar that was enchanted so that when someone wears it, the user will wholeheartedly express their sexual desires. And if someone specifically placed the collar on the wearer, the wearer of the magic collar would then beg for their sexual desires to be granted.

"Kitt always had trouble expressing himself, so this is definitely the perfect gift for him!"

After reading the positive reviews of the enchanted cat collar, Schera quickly took a green-colored one as well as a red dog collar of similar properties so that he and his gray cat friend could match together~. After grabbing the two collars, Schera quickly headed to the counter to check out where he was greeted by an absurdly tall pink fox with a gloomy demeanor, messy, curly hair, and freckles.

"Woah. Aren't you too beautiful to be running this sort of place?"

"Please just give me the fucking items…"

The tired-eyed cashier was very much not in the mood for compliments and small talk and just snatched Schera’s two items before the wolf could even set them down. But as the fox bagged Schera’s stuff, they noticed something special about the wolf when they flicked their long bangs to the side to get a better look.

“Hey… You have a strange-looking halo. Are you a fallen angel? No, angels would have a complete halo and no horns… But you have a fractured halo and demon horns.”

“Oh, it's nothing. Just give me the bag.”

However, just as Schera tried to reach for his bought items, the cashier, using their long arms due to their height, tried to grab Schera’s horn, or at least what they could since it was in pieces.

“Oww! Tsskk…”

The cashier would suddenly be burned once their paws met and grabbed a piece of Schera’s horns, causing them to let go and allow the piece to float back in place. Not wanting to incriminate himself further as a forgiven demon, Schera just threw the gold coins required to buy the collars and swiftly left without asking for change.

“Damn… I think we've got someone special… *beep* Hello? Look out for a short black wolf with a red broken halo, yellow horns, and two eye colors. I think they're a forgiven demon…”

Once Schera left, the cashier secretly made a phone call to alert an acquaintance of theirs. Their intentions are seemingly unknown, but it's probably a good idea for Schera to bail right now before any other demon takes notice of his special features. But that wouldn't be what the wolf does. Instead, they continued to shop further, heading to a weapon store next.

“I'm sure Kitt would love to have another decorative weapon. Maybe something better than a ghostly serrated knife… Maybe something like a full-length sword.”

This time, the weapon store would be run by a muscular tiger beast that was tattooed, shirtless, and only wearing pants. The store was more or less an open stall smithery, yet the seemingly blacksmithing tiger would be wearing modern clothing. The weapons varied; from flaming medieval pikes to magic-modified electric barons, to flintlock pistols made of stone that shot chunks of iron to an HK416 with a fire rate of 3600 rounds per minute thanks to lubricating slime and more magical modifications, the weapon store had everything Schera would have wanted to use in a video game.

But since he wanted something for the gray cat to have as decoration, he searched for a sword and not a gun that would need a gun license. The wolf eventually settled with a good, mid-sized messer, which although was compared to a giant kitchen knife, Schera still took it as it was etched with the masterfully crafted design and the fact that it compared to a massive kitchen knife tied to their gray cat friend's great cooking ability as a home cook. Schera then took the messer to buy, but before he could do so, he noticed three shadows loom from his back.

“Hey, what are you three doing just standing behind me-”

Schera thought talking to the strangers that had quietly approached him would be enough to get an explanation for their odd idea of just standing behind a short wolf like him, but just as he turned around, a gray dog and a white goat beast suddenly lunged at him with rope and chains, attempting to restrain him.

"Ah! What the hell do you think you're doing!"

However, the forgiven demon wouldn't just let the assault happen, of course, easily slipped between the rope that the gray dog tried to bind him with, making distance into the streets as he formed two sickles made of blood. The weapon store and all other stores nearby immediately closed their doors and windows at the sign of an impending fight, with the scale of the destruction being uncertain which put everyone in the vicinity on high alert. This wouldn't be the first time that Schera was attacked so he knew he either had to fight or run. Back then, Schera was still a bit weak as a lesser demon, so he'd almost always fly away with wings of blood to avoid conflict.

But now that he was powered up by his forgiven status and a little bit of extra training the last time he got into trouble, Schera was confident to put these two would-be kidnappers in their place. As Schera prepared for battle, he'd wonder where the third figure had disappeared off to, but that thought would be put on hold when the gray dog shot a ball of pink energy at the wolf, causing them to finally focus and dodge. After Schera dodged, the white goat wouldn't waste a second following up a second attack, this time casting and slinging a shadowy orb which Schera once again dodged with ease.

"Hah! Are these guys really that weak? Why do they think they have the chance to kidnap me?"

Schera quickly began sizing up his two assailants, seeing that both were female while deducing that the gray dog was the weaker one of the two. And so the wolf finally launched their own attack, slinging a blade of blood toward the gray dog using his sickles. The gray dog was almost hit, having barely managed to avoid the dangerous attack but was unfortunately struck on the thigh when Schera launched another blade of blood. Schera grinned in mischief, remembering how good it felt to hurt and fight people as he abstained from violence ever since he started living with his gray cat friend.

So, with the gray dog on one knee, Schera set his eyes upon the white goat next, thinking of injuring them as well to weaken them enough so he could give a solid lecture instead of outright killing them. Another blade of blood would be sent towards the two attackers, but the white goat was able to cancel out the attack by intercepting it with their own. Schera tried two blood blades this time, but they were just as easily dispersed, very much indicating that the white goat was the stronger of the two. And since Schera noticed his ranged attacks weren't getting him anywhere, he finally decided to go with hand-to-hand combat, growing his blood wings again and dashing towards the goat beast.

"Now!"

"Huh? What now? Who are you talking to?!"

Just as Schera came rushing towards the dog and the goat, the goat beast seemed to alert someone for a timed trap, because just as Schera's sickles almost reached the goat's shoulders, purple goo suddenly materialized from the streets and shot towards his ankles, stopping him midair and causing him to flop onto the ground. Schera immediately tried to get up, pushing himself off the ground and kicking away the goo that ensnared him until he felt someone huge and fluffy suddenly sit on his back.

"Mmm… You're a feisty one, aren't you? Tell me, what's your name, little treacherous brat?"

"Nghh! Get off of me! Wait– You're the damn cashier from the sex shop!"

"Eh. That was just a side gig. I truly work as a baker's helping hand… and a tamer~”

As it turns out, the mastermind of the planned ambush against Schera was none other than the tall pink fox whom he bought the collars from. The goo that bound Schera's ankles receded once the fox properly pinned Schera down, showing that they were a ghost-like purple cat beast with attire similar to a witch. The three other members of the ambush would then gather around Schera, all the while Schera thought of a way of escaping. Luckily, with his blood manipulation skills, Schera easily thought of forcing the pink fox that was sitting on his back to dismount by jutting his own spikes made of blood through his skin. Unfortunately, before he could put that plan to fruition, the pink fox suddenly held up Schera's head for a face-off, staring at the wolf with strange, mesmerizing pink eyes that suddenly entranced him.

"Now, tell me your name, pup~"

"No… What are you trying…"

Losing concentration after taking a quick glance at the fox's eyes, Schera momentarily forgot his plan of jutting bloody spikes from his body and instead struggled with a simple flail. But now with Schera forgetting the easier way of freeing himself, the fox held the wolf's chin once more before forcing their eyes open with a forceful digit. Schera was once again involuntarily glancing at the fox's hypnotizing eyes, trying his best to break eye contact. But due to having glared at the hypnotizing eyes for too long, Schera's will to escape began to fade, slowing his thrashing and eventually voluntarily losing himself to the fox's pink eyes.

"There we go~ Who would have thought the holy side of forgiven demons wouldn't protect them from hypnosis?"

The forgiven demon wolf's originally yellow and red eyes were now replaced with a sinister pink, and once the fox got off of Schera, the wolf no longer wished to flee and instead calmly stood up with a blank stare, waiting for the next order of their master.

"Now, for real, tell us your name."

"Uhh… My name? It's… Schera…"

"Hmm… Schera… Quite a nice name for a runt like you. Then you should know that your new friend’s name is Ace. And for my other friends here… I'm sure they'll be able to introduce themselves later. But for now, let me ask you a question. We’ve been looking for… let’s say, someone in Hell with holy magic. Just look at you, so handsome and gifted with a forgiven status. You're an exotic breed down here! And you just so happened to have stumbled into someone looking to have a bit of help with their troubles… So, what do you say? Do you wish to be my little talking toy- I mean, help me out? Well, I already know your answer, but let's hear it anyways~"

"Y- yes… I wish to help you…"

"Very good! I'm sure you'll be able to help us out~"

The tall pink fox, Ace, seemed to have been greatly proficient at hypnotization spells, instantly putting Schera under her control. As soon as the four ambushers started dusting themselves off of any dirt that had gathered on them, the purple cat beast who had tripped Schera immediately took his bag of presents and greedily opened them.

“Oooh! What did he buy, what did he buy, Ace?!”

“Some truth collars. What? Are you gonna wear them? I’ll probably just return them and the money. Listen, this guy will just be our sort of weapons dealer, okay? Does that sound right? We aren’t actually going to keep him around forever. His magic potential is just too good not to pass up~ Pretty lucky he was gullible, though.”

“There’s a red one and a green one… I’m gonna make him wear the red one. You can return this green one.”

“Come on, let’s get going before anyone wants to snake our find.”

And as quick as the scuffle began, the group of four were quick to take Schera away, with Ace slinging him on her back as the controlled wolf stared blankly on the ground as he was carried. They didn’t seem to be the type of demons to have the ability to fly, but their pink fox leader had a hint of super speed, allowing them to get ahead of the group to the point that the ghostly purple cat had to carry their dog and goat friend with them as they speedily floated to their hideout.

That hideout would be a bakery on another side of the town where many would see and give the group some suspicious looks. Some thought it was just their drunken friend while some saw it as a kidnapping. Anyone who thought of the latter would be right, but none really got a good look at Schera to try and interfere and take the forgiven demon for themselves, allowing the group to escape into the bakery mostly unnoticed except for the fact that there was a pink fox who was speeding across the street.

“Who is that? Are they a customer? Or is this another friend of yours that you haven’t told me about?”

“Some kid. He’s special. I’m sure you’ve heard of what a forgiven demon is, and so I was lucky to find and snag him in the streets.”

“Wow! What are you gonna do to him? Turn him into your pet?”

“Kinda? I only want to see his powers… You know, like a potent spell sealed in a scroll for me to unleash. However, to get the most out of someone’s powers, they need to obey me willingly.”

“You need help with convincing him~?”

“Nah, I got this.”

The baker of the bakery was a short pink cat who would also be Ace’s friend. The pink fox lived in the bakery’s staff room, sleeping on the couch, and paid her tenant with sex while she went out to investigate anomalies in Hell or simply take down some demons that had become problematic for everyone. But now that they were in a safe place, Ace quickly dismissed her friends to start her training with Schera, making her way to the employee room of the bakery while her friends rested by the counter to eat.

The employee room of the bakery was just as comparable as any bakery on Earth, albeit having some strange ingredients near the kitchen as well as an oven that probably baked bread and pastries twice as fast. But away from the kitchen would be the bakery’s resting room and further from that was a single personal room owned by the baker. However, that wouldn’t be the last room and wasn’t even the room that Ace was looking for but instead, the basement where equipment and ingredients were kept and where training and interrogation happened.

“Cooomee on… There we go! Now, sit!”

“Y- yes, mam!”

Although what you would expect from the word basement would be a dark and dank place where scary monsters live and where people are tortured, the bakery’s basement was just another furnished place with a couch, a table, a lamp, and even a TV that was connected to mortal television channels. The only thing that really made the place stand out was the many cardboard boxes and an extra bed covered with plastic which would probably be removed quite soon~

But now that Ace had Schera where she wanted him to be, she sat the blank-eyed wolf down on the couch while she locked the basement door, so nobody could get in or out. Once out of the way, she eyed her prey, licking her lips in anticipation of how she could break and convince this wolf to work for her. She’d start off easy, taking off Schera’s clothes and her own. The sly fox wore a red cape that concealed an adventurer’s attire but as soon as they took it off, they turned into casual clothes of the modern era.

Schera’s own clothes would be a black leather jacket, black shirt, and denim jeans which Ace did find cute for the short wolf. After ordering Schera to stand up momentarily so that he could be undressed, Ace sat the wolf down again before sitting on their lap. The tall pink fox was around 10 feet tall, and compared to Schera who was 5’5, there’d be no way for the controlled wolf to ever overpower his captor.

Ace quickly sat on the little wolf’s lap, making their privates touch as the fox got comfortable on Schera’s legs. She wouldn’t directly sit on the wolf, kneeling by the sides of the couch while still pinning her prey down. And once the proper position was out of the way, with Ace’s slit aimed directly at Schera’s sheath, the fox let go of their mind control, freeing Schera’s mind which had the goal of escaping right at the get-go but fell short due to the fox sitting on him.

“Hey, little guy~”

“Wh- what?! Who are you?! Get off of me!”

The wolf immediately startled wiggling their way out of the fox that was sitting on them, but of course, to no avail. So he tried pinching the fox’s sides, but they didn’t seem to feel any pain or were simply very tolerant. Slaps, punches, thrashes; no struggle that Schera employed seemed to faze Ace which just made the fox giggle as he tried to break free. But Schera eventually used his brain and tried to use his blood magic again, but Ace saw Schera’s reddening eyes as the signal for magic use so she suddenly held the wolf’s head and made them gaze into her eyes once more. Schera would be forcibly hypnotized once more but instead of a complete hypnotization, his eyes only glowed a subtle pink as Ace’s intentions were to control how Schera used his powers and in this case, suppressed it to prevent him from escaping.

“Damn it! What do you want from me?! What the hell am I wearing?!"

“Just your cooperation… I’m looking for some firepower… You see, we're having some problems with a guy and the battle is looking quite grim for us. In a few days, our clash would be inevitable, and I was dreading the fact that I'd probably have an impossible time, but that's when you showed yourself while I was doing cashier work for money…"

"What? Do you think I'll fight for you?!"

"If you want, sure~ But no, I only need one thing and maybe another if you'll let little old me ask further."

"Who even are you!"

"The name's Ace, pup, and I hope I'll be able to hear you moan my name once we get started~ Now, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is that you will cast your most powerful holy spell into some of those empty scrolls I have lying on the table and I let you go unharmed. Or we do it the hard way… and I break your spirit into submission~ Oh, and by unharmed, I mean the bare minimum. You'll probably leave this place with a few love bites and spanks, or if you don't cooperate, you won't leave at all."

"What the– No way! Get off of me, you crazy lady!"

And so Schera continued to struggle against the fox that sat on him but all it did was arouse him as he had his hands on Ace's waist and his struggling resembled a running washing machine for Ace. As he seemingly made Ace bob on his lap, the fur on the fox's lap inadvertently caused Schera to erect due to it tickling his crotch and causing his canine cock to peek out. It wasn't fully out at first but as Schera continued to accidentally rub his crotch against Ace's slit, he found himself fully erect by the time he got too tired to continue resisting.

"Aww… Is the little puppy tired? He also became hard too… You think you'll actually have a chance to have sex with me?"

"No! That's the last thing I'd want right now, even if you are beautiful!"